Raiders of the lost fart

by Stevo Abdula
(Bankstown)

My brother's bowel motion has a weird catalyst: abandoned buildings.

I was with him in a rundown part of London one day, when he spotted an abandoned building.

Immediately he had an overpowering urge to defecate. Before I knew it, he had disappeared into the bowels of the abandoned structure.

I heard the unmistakable sound of flatulence, followed by my brother's uncontrollable laughter.

My brother ran out of the ruins laughing and told me he had left a present for the unsuspecting treasure seeker.

Is there a psychological syndrome for this sort of behaviour?