Birdman

by Garson bunyip
(Brisbane Australia )

My wife laughed her head off when she walked in on me one day. She never knew that I would perch on top of the toilet bowl to do my dumps.

I don't know when I started doing it but it always seemed more natural to me. She thought it was the funniest thing she had ever seen or heard and started calling me birdman.

The other great thing about squatting is that you don't put your nice clean bum on the dirty seats in public toilets.

Don't knock squatting till you try it. It's also heaps better in winter cause you don't freeze your butt off!!